Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...