Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...