Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
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In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
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Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...