Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...