Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...