Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...