Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....