Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...