Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...