The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!