Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...