Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...