Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...