Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...