Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....