10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.