Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...