Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...