yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...