Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
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NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...