Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...