Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...