At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...