Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...