Asleep at the desk
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Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Because they squeak!
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It finally dawned
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Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
The Cowboy excuses
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Snow White and her Prince
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