Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...