Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...