Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...