Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...