Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o