Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.