George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...