Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...