Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...