The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...