Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...