Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...