Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...