Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....