A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...