Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...