Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.