Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...