Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...