My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...