What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...