Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...