Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...