A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...