Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...