Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.